Cute Elf

Cute Elf always kept a stapler to sleep with. One might say this is a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

Cute Elf always kept a custard pie that they would worship. It should have been a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Cute Elf always carried a sword that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

Cute Elf looked for a sword that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item selected.

Cute Elf found a rubber johnny to throw. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Cute Elf desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.