The Boring Elf

The Boring Elf often carried a crown that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a crown being the item opted for.

The Boring Elf carried a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Boring Elf desperately craved for a ball that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball of all things.

The Boring Elf desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Elf searched for a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It should be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Elf looked for a sack of potatoes to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.