1000 FOLLOWERS! Prizes as celebration! This is Punday Monday 42, Gentle Werewolf, and Freewrite all in one post!
Good Mythical Morning!
Yes, that is the call of Rhett and Link, but guess what! @Stinawog and I were in Rhett and Link video, so ... there.
Here is a reading of the next section of Gentle Werewolf!
(Voila!)
I'll post the text soon in a different post, but I wanted to reward everyone who is celebrating with us with a live reading!
And here is an author reading of my latest freewrite!
(yay for @freewritehouse!)
I reeeeealllly need to clear up some space on my phone. There were only a few more words left, but I guess that was all the time I had left in my phone's storage :O
On to Punday!
Last week's POCKET Choice winner is...
(https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-for-punday-monday-41-and-self-aggrandizement)
@ablaze!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
Best Video Pun
GOES TO NO ONE!!!!
Best overall pun!!
Tough choices this week... but this is one of my favorite songs:
So @figuringoutsrn wins this week's!
Congrats to the winners!
You all win an upvote from me on a post of your choice, plus a @tipu tip on that same post!
This week's topic is...
Taxes!
As in,
Hey Waiter, there was an accountant in my soup!
My apologies, I'll take the price of the soup off your bill, so that's your total less ten ninety-nine
That was a very specific MY taxes reference.
And it wasn't even really a joke.
I'm sorry.
You can do better!
So, if I committed suicide, would I be tax deaductible?
No you'd be dead. #anti-joke
It is a difficult time of year for many.
Don’t give up hope. Talk to someone.
I recommend my tax Psychologist, Sigmund Fraud.
Congratulations on the one thousand followers.
Love it! 😎
Ahhhhh, tax puns. Never get old. I can't seem to think of any that haven't already been mentioned. Do accountant jokes count? I guess I don't really have any of those right now, either, that didn't look cheesy typed there. Whatever. I guess, like they always say, be audit you can
Cheese is welcome, accountant jokes are welcome, and also, you sneaky jokester! Welcome!
I knew an accountant whose hobby was to stuff dead accounting books.. in fact he was a taxidermist.
.. apologies to you all for this first entry to @improv contest! 😂 Bravo improv, congrats for your 1000 followers!!
YOUR SUBMISSION IS BRILLIANT!
Thanks! I might start to infest your contest 😜
Excellent!
I have tonnes of really good tax puns, just not sure if you lot would depreciate them..
“I can’t believe it,” said the first guy. “I met an accountant named Bill Doubleyou.”
“So what?” asked the other guy.
“So,” said the first guy, “that was my wife’s maiden name. She was a Doubleyou, too.
"That fellow there is one of them feckin tax inspectors..."
"That's Aud it seemed like he was a nice guy"
I have two tips to give you for becoming a successful accountant:
Hey man, thanks a million for the pocket choice and thanks to @paul.atreides for the vote... Really appreciate it.. Congrats on hitting the 1000 followers mark!! Great milestone.. I will have a go at this taxes pun later on, got to log off for now..
For the upvote, I've just penned a post on the amazing tribute Arcade Fire payed to Cranberries legend Dolores O'Riardan, go have a listen if you have time https://steemit.com/music/@ablaze/amazing-arcade-fire-tribute-to-cranberries-lead-singer-dolores-o-riordan Thanks a million 👍
LOL, "I don't feel like doing research; it's a freewrite." Seriously, I LOVE that you submitted a video and forgive you for the terrible accent. E for effort!
Pardon me! https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-173-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-fart