What's black and white and read all over? Not your blog😂
Who would win a race, Usain Bolt or the worlds fastest cat?
The cat would, cause he's a cheetah.
Who's faster, Lance Armstrong or a cheetah?
Making jokes is tricky. Best left to professionals.
Lance is doing alright last time I checked he was doing vlogging with porn stars making lunch... So I think he will be fine. We can joke - it ain't too soon.