His Stupid Cat

His Stupid Cat desperately desired a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

His Stupid Cat owned a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Cat desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Cat looked for a ball that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Cat wanted a ball to put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Cat had a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd action, to me, but not to the Cat, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was opted for.