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No problem. One cool trick is to find a big, slow rat and tuck in behind them. That way no-one bothers you for going slower. ;-)
It may be a rat race, but you don't have to try and win it.

Nice. You actually got a chuckle out of this girl! :)

A chuckle is good ;-) I like a good chuckle.

Well laughter is the best medicine :)