The Scary Bird

The Scary Bird wanted a chocolate bar to hug. This seems a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Scary Bird desired a custard pie that they would often worship. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Scary Bird desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a mug having that done to it

The Scary Bird wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Bird desperately desired a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Scary Bird wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.