An Ode to Our Single, Virgin Boy

Lurking on the outskirts of society, the boy spends his days alone.
No one to turn to, nowhere to go but the solace of his man cave.
The contents of the cave includes a single 2002 windows computer,
A beaten up desk chair, and some Aveno lotion.

He joins an online community, hoping he’ll find solace in other loners.
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me
His messages chirp throughout the chat room for hours as he begs for friends.
It worked!
His followers went up, and as they filled, he filled with excitement.

Wasn’t very long until people began to feel his desperation, even through the screen.
His pleas for attention were ignored, as malice poured into him.
Whores! Whores! Whores!

They were all dirty, all ugly, all fat.
He told them it was from the sex, a valiant chatter asked him then when he had sex.
They described their parts and told him it was all natural.
His member grew as they mocked him and threw science in his face.

He was glued to the chat all night long, before he knew it they took him down.
All he could see was flags, minus signs, defeat.
He knew what he had to do, his troll mind gave him the only answer.

He returned to the chat, but this time in a disguise.
If they wouldn’t accept him, virginity and all, he would DESTROY THEIR CHANNEL.
Alas, the power of close minded hate did not prevail once more.

Tears streamed down his confused face, as he filled his hand with the lotion.
Once it was full of the smooth, white comfort, he unzipped his pants.
He scrolled back through the chat to read the retaliation geared towards him
As he beat himself raw.

As he came, he felt a weird rumbling from inside.
He looked down to see his dick engorged with blood
A moment later it started to spurt all over his troll cave.

When the bleeding stopped, he noticed something was off.
He approached a mirror to see what was once a youthful stallion
Was now but a shell of a man.

His skin sagged in all areas, his hair was gray.
His mental capacity had shrunk to almost nonexistent.
He let his sin take ahold of him, and now he has paid.

I would like to credit @tecnosgirl @krazykrista @satchmo @saywha and @apsu for entertaining this troll for all of us to enjoy

Xainba