If it looks like a cult, and acts like one, it is one

A Chinese couple moved from China to London (this is in the old days before the pakis, so they were not being suicidal).

They worked hard and the father managed to open his own little Chinese restaurant. The hours were long, but he did not mind, as it made it possible for him to send his son to university.

The day the son graduated, he came to his father to ask how he can repay him for all his hard work and love.

The father said, "You know that restaurant owned by a Greek, next to ours? Every morning when I go to open our shop, he waits for me at his door and he asks me, 'What is your special today Mr Wong?' and I tell him, 'chicken and Flied Lice' and he kills himself laughing at me. Teach me how to say it correctly and you will have repaid me in full."

So his son concentrates on teaching his father and at last the father is ready and he cannot sleep that night. He is up and at the shop early the next morning and as the Greek walks past, he asks, "What is your special today Mr Wong?" and Mr Wong proudly responds, "Frrried Rrrice, you Gleek Plick!"

Sounds like someone you are quoting has a problem with the letter 'N' and enunciates it as an 'L'.

Also, are you sure Putin did not say, ""if it walks like a terrorist, talks like one, and acts like one - shoot it!"