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He literally writes like that verbatim, and then also literally only laughs when a dude gets hit in the balls on TV. He has never laughed at another thing.

Haha interesting character. And thank you I just learned what verbatim means. Which made the first part of that sentence sound pretty fun! "Literally writes like that verbatim" ^^

You can use that to rhyme with words that end with -im. Does that mean I get royalties

No royalties, just some dukes and counts. :P

Haha sounds old-school!

Haha thanks I guess I'll have to give you some percentage if I find enough -im words to write a song with!

Some suggestion:
vitamim (i know it's vitamin but i feel like your accent could make it work)
ketami..me. fuck this is weirdly hard

Oh my screen name!

yes gotta get that passive income mayne