Hahahahahahahah.
Like what the fuck, bro?
Youve cracked me open with this one! So funny! I kept laughing all through. Bro, you really good. I've been writing humour too, really nice to meet someone I can share some espirit de corps with.

You really went easy on them dude though, he's really lucky. You also lucky too that he didnt have no gun, he would probably have been crazy enough to leak some on u