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Its not fine just dont get caught lol @funbobby

I'm a dangerous man lol!

I try not to fuck with those who prepare my food just out of concern for spit or jizz being included, I hadn't even thought about scrubbers. And you have some element of plausible deniability, just blame the dishwasher right?

No I would always back myself up. I'm a man, I'm not going to put off what I did on some poor dishwasher