What can I say... paraphrasing @evirittdmickey a bit, Sturgeon's Law also applies to people and their intelligence. You assumed a level of intelligence that's.... well... evidently not present.

You might have made that one fly if "satire" had been the lead tag, and you'd said something like "if I'm making you all hot and bothered, click here to cool down!" with a link to the dictionary definition of satire.

At least we now know who some of the self-appointed anti-satire police are, now....