The Bewildered Worm

The Bewildered Worm desperately desired a cheese grater to throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Bewildered Worm searched for a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Worm desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Worm always carried a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Worm always had with them a stretchman that they would often play with. It is a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Worm had a melon to sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to select.