Her Stupid Worm

Her Stupid Worm found a helmet to sleep with. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was sublime. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Worm desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Worm desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange thought, to most, but not to the Worm, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Worm always kept a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. It should be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Worm found a rubber chicken that they would demolish. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Worm had a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.