His Eccentric Worm

His Eccentric Worm often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Worm desired a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Worm needed a can of Tango that they liked to break. This seems a different idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Worm always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

His Eccentric Worm craved for a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a set square is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Worm desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.