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I thought you were going to describe the old hand as the person who looks like he’s working but is actually in the land of nod - what a skill to possess!

We had a guy that fell asleep once and his head slumped all the way down onto his keyboard and it started making that annoyed bleeping that they do when the buffer gets full and someone had to go and give him a shove. He still never woke up, haha!

Maybe not as skilled as that :O)

That is massively skilled - he must have been tired!

Or perhaps a little... drunk...

Lol!