Their Angry Woodpecker

Their Angry Woodpecker wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It should be an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Woodpecker always carried a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Their Angry Woodpecker carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Their Angry Woodpecker desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Their Angry Woodpecker always kept a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of poop to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.