A Green Woodpecker

A Green Woodpecker desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes break. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A CD player being the thing selected.

A Green Woodpecker owned a can of coke that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Green Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Woodpecker desperately wanted a teapot to demolish. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Green Woodpecker looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

A Green Woodpecker needed a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a melon would be the item chosen.