My Beautiful Woodpecker

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker carried a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

My Beautiful Woodpecker craved for a bottle of coke that they would worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Beautiful Woodpecker had a mug that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker found a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a stapler to play with. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.