My Gentle Woodpecker

My Gentle Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Woodpecker needed a rubber chicken to drop. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Woodpecker desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Gentle Woodpecker desired a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. This seems an original thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Woodpecker owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Woodpecker needed a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It is a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was simply life. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.