Her Green Woodpecker

Her Green Woodpecker desired a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Woodpecker found a set of lego that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a set of lego of all things.

Her Green Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. It was a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Woodpecker owned a can of Tango that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Green Woodpecker often carried a toilet brush that they would often annihilate It would be a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Green Woodpecker desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it