The Naughty Woodpecker

The Naughty Woodpecker always had with them a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Woodpecker looked for a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Woodpecker desperately desired a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It would be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Naughty Woodpecker had a stapler that they would share. It was a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Woodpecker needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.