My Determined Woodpecker

My Determined Woodpecker desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

My Determined Woodpecker craved for a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Woodpecker carried a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Determined Woodpecker craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

My Determined Woodpecker desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

My Determined Woodpecker always had with them a bat to smash. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat was the item that was chosen.