My Weary Woodpecker

My Weary Woodpecker always carried a computer that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

My Weary Woodpecker always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Woodpecker always kept a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Woodpecker looked for a stapler that they would occasionally share. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it

My Weary Woodpecker needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

My Weary Woodpecker desired a can of coke that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.