Her Curious Woodpecker

Her Curious Woodpecker desperately desired a helmet to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Curious Woodpecker looked for a helmet to embrace. This seems a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Curious Woodpecker often carried a bag of poop that they would drop. It should have been an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be exciting. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Her Curious Woodpecker desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often play with. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Her Curious Woodpecker desired a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a computer was the chosen item.

Her Curious Woodpecker desperately wanted a cucumber to throw. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.