A Anxious Woodpecker

A Anxious Woodpecker always had with them a bat to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bat being the item selected.

A Anxious Woodpecker desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Anxious Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Anxious Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often hug. It should be an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Anxious Woodpecker needed a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown of all things.

A Anxious Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.