The Nervous Woodpecker

The Nervous Woodpecker searched for a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker desired a CD player that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Nervous Woodpecker desired a tomato to experiment on. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately desired a piece of paper to embrace. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Woodpecker looked for a pen that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker searched for a cup that they would drop. It is a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.