My Jolly Woodpecker

My Jolly Woodpecker desperately needed a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item selected.

My Jolly Woodpecker always kept a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A crown being the thing selected.

My Jolly Woodpecker desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

My Jolly Woodpecker owned a spade to play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Jolly Woodpecker had a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

My Jolly Woodpecker always kept a mug that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is magnificent. A mug being the item opted for.