The Anxious Woodpecker

The Anxious Woodpecker craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Anxious Woodpecker looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It should be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. A magic 8 ball of all things.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Woodpecker always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Anxious Woodpecker often carried a mug that they would hug. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.