Her Anxious Woodpecker

Her Anxious Woodpecker looked for a rubber chicken to demolish. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Woodpecker searched for a bag of flour to put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Anxious Woodpecker looked for a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It might be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Woodpecker had a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Woodpecker looked for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Woodpecker searched for a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen item.