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Yeah! Dump that dumb anchor.

A new, better BF is just around the corner.

40% of guys 19-29 didn't have any romantic relationship last year.
That's a lot of guys that need a GF.
So, get to it!

Oh, wait, she meant to stop being a girl friend and start being a Horizontally Orientated Entertainer.

To become a another plate for some Chad.

Well, if she wants to destroy her life, that's her choice.
...but does she have to take all of society with her?