MY FIRST EXPERIENCE OF WEED!!!!

I started dating a girl who was a major pothead. I’d never tried pot before, and I figured that I would need to learn how to smoke if this relationship was going anywhere. I bought a pipe and a couple grams of pot (and getting drugs for the first time when you have no idea what you’re doing is a story in and of itself), and sat by myself at home and smoked.

Of course, I had no idea how much to smoke, or anything like that. I only knew you were supposed to hold it in your lungs as long as possible every time you inhaled. Anyway, long story short I got wayyyyyyyy too high.

My head felt like it was being repeatedly slammed against something. I was cold. I was hot. I couldn’t stop the head-slamming feeling. If I sat up I felt vertigo, if I laid down the slamming feeling got worse. It was a scary, uncomfortable feeling.

About an hour later (or approximately a week and a half in high-time) the head-slamming feeling subsided, and I ordered a ton of Chinese food and ate it all in one sitting. And then I took a nap.