Things You Shouldn’t Say to your Wife if you want to Live

  Just like the Disney princesses and princes, we all want to have a ‘happily ever after’ when we finally get married. While there are couples that are simply luckier than others, certain things may bring this luck to an early and abrupt end. And saying any of the following things to your beloved wife will surely do the trick.  

  1. “You’re not that old.”

  

If you are still alive after saying this, know that is for a short duration. We all know that woman and age should never be mentioned together in one sentence; it is a golden unspoken rule. If you did commit the heinous crime of saying it out loud, then you should start praying for a miracle.  

  2. Sandwich? 

  

If you couldn’t think of any other way to humor your wife and decided this was the best way to do it, then you are in for a surprise. Don’t be too shocked when your wife does serve you a sandwich –on your face. Maybe she will be able to serve French fries along with it too; if there is any space left on your face, that is.  

 3. She is Attractive  

Are you on a suicide mission? With your wife, you are legally bound by women law to not even stare in the direction of another woman, let alone even dare to think who may actually be attractive. Unless you wish to get into a long interrogation from your wife, it is better to keep your opinions to yourself.