The Jolly Viper

The Jolly Viper needed a tomato that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Jolly Viper always carried a wig that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Viper needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Viper always had with them a set of lego that they would drop. It should be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Viper had a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Viper found a sponge that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge of all things.