The Silly Viper

The Silly Viper desired a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Silly Viper wanted a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Viper desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to worship. It should be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Viper always kept a melon that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Viper craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Silly Viper desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.