My Stupid Viper

My Stupid Viper desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Stupid Viper needed a Harry Potter wand to try to balance on their head. It might have been an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Viper always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Viper had a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Viper desperately craved for a teapot to worship. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

My Stupid Viper wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.