A Beautiful Viper

A Beautiful Viper desired a radiator that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered it was magnificent. Honestly, a radiator of all things.

A Beautiful Viper always had with them a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Beautiful Viper had a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

A Beautiful Viper always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Viper always carried a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an exciting action, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful Viper needed a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.