My Eccentric Viper

My Eccentric Viper desperately wanted a pen that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Viper desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Viper always had with them a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Viper desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Viper carried a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Eccentric Viper searched for a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.