His Square Viper

His Square Viper carried a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Square Viper wanted a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

His Square Viper desired a sponge that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Square Viper always had with them a spade that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to choose.

His Square Viper looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Square Viper always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.