The Cute Viper

The Cute Viper always kept a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

The Cute Viper desperately searched for a bottle of coke to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Cute Viper desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. It should be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Viper desperately searched for a ball that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Cute Viper had a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It should be a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Viper wanted a can of Dr Pepper to worship. It might have been a curious operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.