Her Exciting Viper

Her Exciting Viper desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Her Exciting Viper had a pen that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it

Her Exciting Viper wanted a can of Tango to drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Her Exciting Viper had a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it was miraculous. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Exciting Viper desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Exciting Viper looked for a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It might be a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny having that done to it