The Hungry Viper

The Hungry Viper carried a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Viper often carried a block of cheese to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Viper needed a hat that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Viper desperately needed a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Viper needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Viper desired a bottle of coke that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.