His Cute Viper

His Cute Viper needed a computer that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Cute Viper desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Viper wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Viper desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Viper desired a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It is a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Cute Viper desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.