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How did you know I was thinking of asking for your hand in marriage 😨😂.

:P too bad marriage is a sham based on an old construct and im too old to make the babies with ya. ;) :P

It's a sham because so many have a misperception of what marriage really is before going into it. Yap you are right but not.

Please explain this to literally everyone else in my life. Marriage is a sham , well done.