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RE: Introducing the Steem Savior Bot [Parody]

in #vapenation7 years ago

I didn't upvote this post.

Send me 10 SBD with a link in memo and I won't upvote that post either!

Act now before it's too late!

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Oh no, that last sentence made me pressured to do it. I better act fast cause I know you have 5 million bread fans and know what you are talking about!

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Yes, you are right!

@apsu, your outsanding visual marketing has convience me that I need your non-upvote, please show me the way to get 4,999,999 bread fans so I can follow in your footsteps just 1 step behind you.....and I will send that 10 SBD 2 weeks ago from my account with only 5 SBD

Please don't be 1 step behind me, I'm leaning against a wall right now.

You can send me 4,999,999 breads to feed my fans if you don't have enough SBD!

The wall does not bother me, I will lie under you, or even climb ontop of you, whatever it takes, if I have to master the art of bread following.

Please wait till my breadbasket is fully powerup, and then every 2 hours I will be able to send 0.005 bread which means we can fulfill feeding all your fan in about a million years....which may not be in time to prevent fan starvation, so i apologize, i am an unworthy acolyte and might have to withdraw my application to follow 1 step before the blessed breaded one.

Don't listen to that dude give me 8 and I do the same... Undercut the competition!

Come on, he can get a premium quality deluxe non-upvote for only paying 25% more than your fees are!

whoa guy, Ill have you know, that I have insider information that your non vote deluxe package is not as described. I've got HUNDREDS of your past customers that can anonymously vouch for what I'm saying!!!!

If you find even one non-voted paying customer who is not satisfied, I will draw you a banana wearing jeans!