The Stupid Unicorn

The Stupid Unicorn searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Unicorn wanted a cucumber to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Unicorn carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Unicorn searched for a tomato that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Unicorn found a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat being the thing opted for.