Her Bum Loving Unicorn

Her Bum Loving Unicorn desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Her Bum Loving Unicorn looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving Unicorn had a pen that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to select.

Her Bum Loving Unicorn owned a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Unicorn needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Unicorn desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.