The Troubled Unicorn

The Troubled Unicorn desperately craved for a sword to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

The Troubled Unicorn always carried a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Unicorn desired a stretchman that they would embrace. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Unicorn desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Troubled Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of wine to play with. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Unicorn always carried a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate It might have been an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.