My Stupid Unicorn

My Stupid Unicorn carried a mug that they would often break. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Unicorn wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Unicorn wanted a bat that they liked to drop. It should be a curious activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A bat was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Unicorn always had with them a tomato that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be exciting. A tomato would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Unicorn had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.